Catherine S. Bettenbender
Engineer, astrophysicist, artist, writer, detective, self-accredited medical practitioner.

dumbledoreisabamf:

I know it’s almost 30 years old but I’m still pissed off that they went and made allison conventionally attractive at the end of breakfast club

(via kateaisling)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

(via amindlessworld)

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

(Source: 4gifs, via souffleismydivision)

mildlyautisticsuperdetectives:

HERE IT IS. THIS IS IT. MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM COMMUNITY. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

(Source: godyoutalkpretty, via tennantstype40)

moirails:

someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that

(via thefuuuucomics)

importantbirds:


"What is a camera? Ooh, whatever it is, it’s shiny! I like it!"

Video Diary Day Twenty is Today and the day I begin… THE Work of A GOOGLER am the firts birb gain the programjob

importantbirds:

"What is a camera? Ooh, whatever it is, it’s shiny! I like it!"

Video Diary Day Twenty is Today and the day I begin… THE Work of A GOOGLER am the firts birb gain the programjob

(via whereisthebepis)

Pfft, meteorology. It’s more probabilistic than a quantum phenomenon, am I right?

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via hayleyquinnx)